Bolsonaro speaks out both sides of his mouth, forgets the internet exists

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“Bolsonaro slashes Brazil’s environment budget, day after climate talks pledge” - The Guardian [1].

Mr Mito, to help your 2022 election campaign, and mitigate your disastrous actions, you gun for US economic relief by promising to end illegal deforestation.

The next day you slash your environmental budget by almost a quarter. This budget cut will cripple deforestation efforts, as you know.

Have you heard of the internet? Many celebrities pre-empted your shiftiness [2]. You make it easy for President Biden to call you out.

Save yourself, consider our proposal for Psilocybin therapy. Your fanatics call you Bolsomito (mito - mythic). This is a chance to live the legend, and to help save us earthlings.

We wait eagerly in anticipation.

This is it

Moksha

Sources

1. Bolsonaro slashes Brazil’s environment budget, day after climate talks pledge. April 2021. The Guardian.

2. Brazil Amazon: Celebrities urge Biden to refuse deal with Bolsonaro. April 2021. BBC.